Read my scathing/entertaining review of Apocalypse Island: Pulp Fiction here. It's also cool that I am now listed beside Penn and Teller on their guest spot.
What Turner (not the infamous pirate) wants you to see.

And what you get.
A blog about my writing and interests, in whatever bizarre and esoteric field they may fall.

And what you get.


It's sensationalist drivel. Yes it's a good spot to see an eclipse in 2012-but so what? In trying to put to words my frustration over the programs lack of any real data, I came away with the thought that these dudes were pulling a Choose Your Own Adventure. They were making it up-seeing what they wanted to see. Might as well have been seeing Mayan monuments in cloud formations. That hurts because I have done the same thing plenty of times but I had to call this spade a spade.
For your nostalgic enjoyment take a look at the covers for some of my favorite old Choose Your Own Adventure books. Good stuff from my youth. Some of them may not be as popular as they could have been but still a good read back in the day.




Good Thing I have editors.
This just made me laugh AND feel sorry for the youth of today.
How to resign with dignity and get back at those who stood against you.
No matter how chronologically out of place it seems-I am putting this bad boy in my weird western. Curelom's HO!
It's the economy, oh and the lackluster Spiderman 3 movie.
New implantable anti-terrorist tracking devices.
Polar bears read Al Gore's e-mail's?
My favorite Duran Duran album...oh wait. MY favorite Vampire album.
In case anyone wondered if I was pro-gun.
To a lesser degree, won a general fiction contest for Dance the Ghost with Me a weird western I plan on finishing in 2010. And I did finish a Spartan novel Bless the Child which is in revision at the moment.










This beauty is Akish-Antum's the Gadianton Grand Master and greatest antagonist of Heroes of the Fallen I like the merging of the tarantula and skull, it is truly the most bizarre of all the pipes I have come across.




One Horse Open Slay!
A Right Jolly Old Elf.
Pressure, thanks a lot Kris.
Back to our roots here.
Not gonna play any Reindeer games.
This was just for shock value so that the next one won't seem so odd.
Santa the Barbarian.
But this might be pushing some people over the edge.
I can't believe someone came up with these Ho-Ho-Ho's, let alone a martial art known as Claus Fu?
Maybe the Glen Campbell album won't sound so bad now.
This just might push me into celebrating Kwanza or Wookie Life Day.
He cost 6 million dollars he better be able to sing.Probably still not as good as when Lee Majors helped Santa out in "The Night the Reindeer Died"
I pity the fool that don't love Christmas.